HENRY Hoover is a proud Remainer who will fight for a second vote for the people of Britain, manufacturers have confirmed.
PRINCE Philip has been trying to get his wife take the points for him, it has emerged.
A 97-YEAR-OLD who can do whatever he fucking feels like has confirmed his intention to do exactly that.
THE Duke of Edinburgh’s impulsive attempt to bag a ‘bloody cheeky’ grouse with his Land Rover was successful, he has confirmed.
LEWIS Hamilton’s description of Stevenage as a slum has devastated the town's proud teenagers, it has emerged.
EVERY middle-aged female celebrity is in a relationship with the same man, it has emerged.
PALACE sources have denied that the Duchess of Sussex accosted the Duchess of Cambridge in a quiet anteroom, held a knife to her cheek and threatened to ‘cut’ her.
THE winning celebrity team on Pointless Celebrities often look like they could really do with the two grand they are giving to a hospice, viewers have confirmed.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has revealed she might be pregnant.
THE tedious televised nuptials of Princess Eugenie and some bloke will be more fun if you’re pissed, so play our royal wedding-themed drinking game.
AMERICAN pop star Taylor Swift has broken her silence on political matters to support Welsh independence.
TV PRESENTER Kirstie Allsopp has admitted she smashed her children's iPads to teach them that capitalism is not the path of the spirit.