THE Queen carries a Swastika tattoo on her wrist and believes Zionists control the Post Office, Princess Diana's butler revealed yesterday.
SIMPLE Life superstar Nicole Richie has given birth to a baby girl almost four pounds heavier then she is.
THIS year's Christmas message from the Queen has failed to impress the critics with most dismissing it as self-indulgent and boastful.
FORMER TV weather girl Ulrika Jonsson is to begin a crash-course in conversational Italian, she announced last night.
PRINCE Philip sent a series of crude death threats to Princess Diana which often included thinly veiled attacks on the Chinese, an inquest heard yesterday.
AMMA, the big fat indian woman who has hugged more than 26 million people, has warned Jonathan Ross not to come within 100 metres of her comforting bosom.
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TEDDY row teacher Gillian Gibbons is a serial blasphemer who refers to her back-passage as 'Jesus', the Daily Mash can reveal.
THE Queen has paid tribute to her husband as one of Britain's most accomplished post-war racists.
FORMER Royal girlfriend Chelsy Davy is to return to Zimbabwe rather than spend another minute underneath Prince Harry, friends said last night.
PRINCE, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, broke into uncharted mental territory yesterday after instructing his fan websites to remove his photograph.
PRIME minister Gordon Brown has sent a special 25th anniversary message to Carol Vorderman's increasingly enormous breasts.