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Over my dead f**king body, says Queen
CHARLES will become king when I am cold in the ground and not a minute earlier, the Queen has confirmed.
Delighted Philip tells public to ‘f**k off out of it’ one last time
PRINCE Philip has completed his last public engagement, locked the gates of Buckingham Palace and told crowds to ‘fuck off out of it’ for the last time.
Prince George intends to become king 'as quickly as possible'
PRINCE George has declared his intention to become king as soon as possible and by any means necessary.
OJ Simpson to run for president
OJ SIMPSON, released from prison yesterday, has announced his intention to run for President of the United States.
Queen poleaxes disgraceful Canadian with elbow to the chin
THE Queen has responded to a breach of etiquette by Canada’s Governor General by smashing her elbow into his chin.
If I see a washing machine in a kitchen I vomit all over the floor, says Kirstie Allsopp
KIRSTIE Allsopp has admitted that if she sees a washing machine in a kitchen she vomits all over the floor and will not apologise.
I love money, confirms Queen
THE best thing about being monarch is the huge amount of money you get, the Queen has confirmed.
Wealthy foreigner offer £500,000 to be insulted by Prince Philip
OVERSEAS tycoons are prepared to pay up to half a million pounds to be racially mocked by the Duke of Edinburgh, it has emerged.
