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I love money, confirms Queen
THE best thing about being monarch is the huge amount of money you get, the Queen has confirmed.
Wealthy foreigner offer £500,000 to be insulted by Prince Philip
OVERSEAS tycoons are prepared to pay up to half a million pounds to be racially mocked by the Duke of Edinburgh, it has emerged.
Royal family’s benefits withdrawn
THE Royal family has had its benefits sanctioned after Prince Harry admitted none of them wants the top job.
Security guard has seen every Steven Seagal film
A SUPERMARKET security guard has seen every single Steven Seagal film and many twice.
What's a Piers Morgan? asks Ariana Grande
INTERNATIONALLY famous pop star Ariana Grande has asked her team to explain what a Piers Morgan is.
Wonder Woman paid 34 percent less than male superheroes
WONDER Woman receives a third less salary than fellow Justice League members Batman and Aquaman, figures have revealed.
It was an actual snake, reveals LBC
RADIO station LBC has apologised for employing an actual snake which had disguised itself as a woman.
You like this
THIS is what you like, it has been confirmed.
- Britain giving an absolutely massive f**k about Pippa Middleton's wedding
- Pippa Middleton's wedding DJ mentally prepared for worst night of his life
- Ireland accused of blasphemy for questioning Stephen Fry
- It is now my duty to say those things, says Charles
- Princess Charlotte photo gazed at for less than allotted time
