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Stop this display of ostentatious wealth, says Queen in massive palace, with her crown
THE Queen is believed to be outraged at Meghan’s £300,000 baby shower, from beneath her jewelled crown in one of her many palaces.
Pregnant Meghan enjoys ill-timed night out with ISIS bride
THE Duchess of Sussex is under fire after enjoying a night out with Serena Williams, Jessica Mulroney, and ISIS bride Shamima Begum.
Dad still unclear on David Bowie's sexuality
A RETIRED father has confirmed that he is still not entirely clear on whether David Bowie liked girls or not.
The actor's guide to not totally bollocksing up your career
ARE you a top Hollywood actor who has a baffling urge to do incredibly stupid things? Here’s how to stay likeable and employed.
Prince Philip 'has no idea Meghan is mixed-race'
PRINCE Philip is making the royal family incredibly tense due to still not realising his granddaughter-in-law is a person of colour.
Henry Hoover voted Remain
HENRY Hoover is a proud Remainer who will fight for a second vote for the people of Britain, manufacturers have confirmed.
Philip asks Queen to take the points for him
PRINCE Philip has been trying to get his wife take the points for him, it has emerged.
'I'll do whatever the f**k I want', says 97-year-old who can do whatever the f**k he wants
A 97-YEAR-OLD who can do whatever he fucking feels like has confirmed his intention to do exactly that.
Got that f**king grouse though, says Philip
THE Duke of Edinburgh’s impulsive attempt to bag a ‘bloody cheeky’ grouse with his Land Rover was successful, he has confirmed.
Stevenage teenagers outraged at Lewis Hamilton's criticism of their beloved town
LEWIS Hamilton’s description of Stevenage as a slum has devastated the town's proud teenagers, it has emerged.
Middle-aged female celebrities all going out with same man
EVERY middle-aged female celebrity is in a relationship with the same man, it has emerged.
Did Meghan threaten to carve her initials into Kate's pretty face?
PALACE sources have denied that the Duchess of Sussex accosted the Duchess of Cambridge in a quiet anteroom, held a knife to her cheek and threatened to ‘cut’ her.