TV PRESENTER Kirstie Allsopp has admitted she smashed her children's iPads to teach them that capitalism is not the path of the spirit.
POPE Francis has touched down in Dublin for the two-day stag party of one of his closest friends.
WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren't repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next?
A MAN will not stop name-dropping the only celebrity he has ever met, actor and alleged ‘hellraiser’ Keith Allen.
ELON Musk has confirmed plans to go off to Mars in a strop.
THE Queen is marvelling that, after 66 years on the throne, she has just met the biggest knobhead of her reign so far.
ALAN Sugar has defended an offensive tweet by saying nobody minded when he built a business empire selling racist jokes in the 1980s.
DAVID Dimbleby has confirmed that he will not be asking or answering any questions for the rest of his life.
EXTREME right-wing groups have sought to distance themselves from the increasingly unhinged former lead singer of The Smiths.
KIRSTIE Allsopp has explained that she and her husband regularly fly to the Maldives while her children go to Pontins in Prestatyn.
JAMIE Oliver plans to combat obesity by banning people from eating food.
RICHARD Dawkins will take part in the new series of Love Island, it has emerged.