THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex are now free to go their own way, but what will they do with the rest of their lives? Here’s a few options:
IN simple terms, the reason Harry and I are stepping down from Royal duties and moving to Canada is this: Britain sucks.
DAILY Mail readers have agreed that Prince Harry was much better when he was dressed as a Nazi.
PRINCE Harry has explained that it does not matter that he is stepping back as a senior Royal because it is not a real f**king job in any sense.
DANNY Dyer is to join the Marvel cinematic universe as new Marvel hero Danny Dyer, he has confirmed.
THE Duchess of Cambridge on A Berry Royal Christmas days after a landslide Tory win made middle England come so hard it has fried its brains.
THE ROYAL family has gone to sh*t but the Princess Royal is actually alright. Here’s why.
PRINCE Andrew is to sort this whole mess out by announcing that he would have sworn the girl was 18.
A 59-YEAR-OLD man has been grounded by his mother for having bad friends and lying about it.
WHEN you’re a top breakfast TV presenter like me, it’s not always easy to know who or what to pour scorn on next. Here’s how I carefully choose subjects.
BUCKINGHAM Palace insiders have warned that the Prince Andrew crisis may be handled as if by a 93-year-old who no longer gives a bugger.
TROUBLED restaurant chain Pizza Express and dreary town Woking have confirmed Prince Andrew's admission of visiting them is all they f*cking need.