BRITAIN was awash with stupid hats, it has emerged.
DAILY Express readers are spending another day trapped indoors by imaginary snowdrifts.
BIG birds have hit out at the ‘blatant discrimination’ of bird feeders designed only to be used by smaller species.
LONDONERS have been warned to brace themselves for severe delays on roads and railways for months to come following yesterday’s 20-minute flurry of snow.
A REBELLIOUS slug has been found gliding confidently across a kitchen floor long after it should have gone back to wherever slugs live.
A FOX with a lot on has just grabbed a quick mouse on the go.
A NEW puppy is absolutely not play-fighting, it has been revealed.
TREES have been told to immediately pick up all the leaves they have dumped everywhere or face the consequences.
THE UK’s sky was hacked with a rogue Instagram filter, the MOD has confirmed.
A BELOVED pet gerbil has only gone and f**king eaten his mate.
GEESE have been heavily criticised after footage emerged of them walking like Nazis.
SPIDERS are shagging in your house right now and there is nothing you can do about it.