THE Welsh Tourism Board has launched a new campaign warning English people that if they cross the border they will be hunted down by irate locals.
A GROUP of children on an enriching nature walk could not have given less of a shit about it, they have confirmed.
A GLOBAL pandemic locking down a third of the world’s population has finally motivated a British man to mow the lawn.
BABY boomer? Feel unfairly attacked by the younger generation for the state you’ve got the world in? Here’s how to how to explain it definitely wasn’t your fault.
CHLORINATED chicken has protested at its demonising by the UK media, insisting there is no shame in being clean.
THE weather for the whole of the next 30 days is to take place in a single hour this afternoon, forecasters have confirmed.
A MOTHER is absolutely losing her sh*t at seeing daffodils blooming again, her family have confirmed.
EXTREME weather events have been ordered to concentrate on Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland where they do not mind because they are used to it.
CAN’T be bothered to turn your car engine off while your partner goes shopping for 40 minutes? Here’s how to explain why you’re being such a selfish b*stard.
SOME twat is making a mockery of the flooded high street by going down it in a canoe, locals have confirmed.
PEOPLE who had just wanted to stay at home and drink while watching TV have confirmed the storm was not a problem.
WALES is not there anymore.