A WOMAN refusing to remove her winter coat despite it still being quite warm out is sweating like a pig, she has admitted.
A CAT has woken up on the roof of a random car after an all-night drinking session, it has emerged.
AN UPPER class woman is obviously in love with her horse, it has been confirmed.
PUB pool tables are at risk of becoming an endangered species, experts have warned.
A DOG struggling to get a big stick through a front door will neither leave it outside nor change his strategy, he has confirmed.
THE Beluga whale spotted in the Thames has changed course after finding out the price of a London pint.
EVERYONE had forgotten England is generally absolutely freezing, it has emerged.
A MAN swimming with dolphins thought they would do more, he has confirmed.
A GROUP of cats has belatedly discovered it is far easier to get things done if you work as a team.
FOX Hunting is still the number one hobby for people who need to realise it is not a hobby it is just nasty, it has been confirmed.
BIRDS would be a lot better at flying if they lay off the carbs, it has been claimed.
NOBODY is admitting that the awful weather that everyone seemed to want but is turning out to be a huge pain in the arse is the perfect metaphor for Brexit, it has been confirmed.