PEOPLE pretending to enjoy the sun by playing Frisbee and having barbecues would much rather be indoors watching Poldark, it has emerged.
A DOG’S feelings have been crushed after discovering that his owner’s best friend is actually a man named Martin.
A MAN who agreed to go on a country walk was shocked to discover it did not involve a pub, he has revealed.
A MIDDLE CLASS couple are making an agonising decision about whether to continue poisoning the air with their stove or their massive vehicle.
A FLY is somehow trapped in the living room of a house despite being guided towards an open patio door.
THE UK has woken up to yet another glorious, sunny, complete waste of decent weather because it is a Monday.
THE spider who lives in your house is moving somewhere nicer, he has confirmed.
A VILLAGE-BASED hipster ignores his nearer and larger Londis because it has ‘sold out’, he confirmed.
PEOPLE who live in Scotland have stressed, once again, that the UK is experiencing a partial heatwave.
FISH have spoken out against the widely-held supposition that they are weird.
AN ADORABLE cat turns into a sadistic psychopath the second she leaves the house, it has been revealed.
A CAT and a mouse are engaged in what can only be described as a lethal game of cat and mouse.