A REBELLIOUS slug has been found gliding confidently across a kitchen floor long after it should have gone back to wherever slugs live.
A FOX with a lot on has just grabbed a quick mouse on the go.
A NEW puppy is absolutely not play-fighting, it has been revealed.
TREES have been told to immediately pick up all the leaves they have dumped everywhere or face the consequences.
THE UK’s sky was hacked with a rogue Instagram filter, the MOD has confirmed.
A BELOVED pet gerbil has only gone and f**king eaten his mate.
GEESE have been heavily criticised after footage emerged of them walking like Nazis.
SPIDERS are shagging in your house right now and there is nothing you can do about it.
A CAT has been left confused by a ‘lost cat’ poster because the cat in it is quite hot.
PIGS are disgusted with humans for pretending that vegetarian bacon made of rehydrated soya protein could compare to their delicious flesh.
A DOG has confirmed the cancellation of a trip to the garden because of poor weather conditions.
BRITAIN is divided over whether or not it is cold enough to turn on the heating, it has been confirmed.