Monday, 20th January 2020

Couple on date amazed at how much mainstream crap they both like

A COUPLE on a date cannot believe they have listened to all the same top-rated podcasts and internationally successful TV shows.

Carolyn Ryan and Tom Logan confirmed they have enjoyed getting to know one another’s demographically predictable similarities.

Logan said: “Carolyn likes true crime podcasts, just like me and the hundreds of millions of people who download them every week. She listens to them on the way to and from work, which is another weird thing we share.

“Carolyn also likes Bake Off, which has been another insane bit of common ground. The first time she dropped it into a conversation I knew she was the one.”

Ryan added: “When Tom said he’d watched all of Game of Thrones and that he liked The Killers, my heart skipped a beat. What are the chances I’d meet someone who ticked all my boxes?

“Our connection to each other deepened over Christmas when we realised we’d both separately watched the Gavin & Stacey special with our parents without planning it. It’s like we’re destined to be together.”

TheLogan added: “We’re talking about going on holiday together this summer, because weirdly we both like sunshine and taking time off work.
“Amazingly, we’ve discovered we both like beaches and getting off our t*ts on cheap foreign alcohol. It’s like we’re the same person”.