A WOMAN who left the house without taking any water provisions has survived her journey in perfect health.
A MAN is doing his level best to convince onlookers he is enjoying smoking a cigar.
A DENTIST regularly makes patients feel as if they are lying, untrustworthy scumbags when they go in for a check-up.
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A NUTRITIONIST who dispenses eating advice that is either extremely obvious or hippy twaddle earns a surprisingly good living from it, it has emerged.
A WOMAN decided to make her child play in a ball pit because it was the best place for her to catch a little bit of every disease in the world.
THE leading causes of death in the UK are paying for hospital parking spaces and paying fines for hospital parking spaces.
A COUPLE will stop at nothing to prove to each other that they have had the more exhausting day.
A MAN is refusing to exercise because it might increase his sexual magnetism to a level that is hazardous for others.
A WOMAN who has completed a first aid course is now able to make other people feel pathetic for being useless in an emergency.
A MILLENNIAL genuinely believes her generation suffers unique pressures causing them to burn out at an early age, she has revealed.
A MAN'S fitness-tracking wristwatch has become the absolute bane of his life, he has admitted.