SO far, the end-of-year montage for 2020 is going to be you sat at home watching other people sat in their homes. But could these miracles turn the year around?
A MAN with a fresh ‘I Love NHS’ is beginning to worry that he needs a trip to A&E.
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A TEENAGE boy is regularly heading outside to partake in some mysterious exercise that makes him smell like burnt leaves, his parents have confirmed.
EXTREMELY unusual but ultimately necessary behaviours have been rebranded as 'the new normal'.
A WOMAN whose weekly yoga sessions have moved online is enjoying the freedom to fart audibly throughout.
A SELF-RIGHTEOUS, snooping arsehole is becoming increasingly annoyed at not having enough opportunities to call the police.
PRESIDENT Trump has recommended injections of disinfectant, UV lights and regular applications of snake oil to cure COVID-19. But what else is he suggesting?
EVERYTHING has changed, and every stranger or shiny surface is potentially a vector of infection. Here are the new habits you’ve picked up.
NOBODY gives a shit about the fitness regime you are doing at home and they never will, it has emerged.
GOOD morning, I’m the supply prime minister and today I’m going to show you how to make your own personal protective equipment at home.
NHS employees have been asked if they would prefer a badge, a medal or a pay cut as punishment for not wanting a badge or a medal.