ARE you an interfering sod who’s never seriously smoked who nonetheless offers advice to anyone trying to give up? Try these:
A MAN who is ill in bed and feeling miserable is wondering whether a wank might help.
THE parents of young children have admitted they are just going to Calpol their way through the next five years.
ACUPUNCTURE has been shown to be extremely effective among people who have nothing wrong with them.
IT’S currently normal to claim you’ve got an addiction when really it’s just something you like doing. See if you are suffering from any of these bullshit addictions.
ABANDONING the outside world in favour of a big glass tube can extend your life expectancy by decades, according to a new study.
DARTH Vader’s harsh respiratory sounds were caused by vaping Blueberry Ice, according to a new documentary.
DENTISTS have confirmed that they charge huge amounts as compensation for having to spend their working lives staring into your disgusting mouths.
A WOMAN is refusing to accept that her husband has caught a cold in case he expects special treatment.
A MAN with a slight cough has Googled his symptoms and convinced himself he is suffering from bubonic plague.
ANTI-vaxxing, the belief that vaccinations are dangerous, is an extreme but increasingly popular position. Methamphetamine is an extremely dangerous drug increasing in popularity. Which are you on?
BRITAIN has admitted it is sick of studies linking obesity with poor health and would like one with a more positive outlook.