A MAN'S fitness-tracking wristwatch has become the absolute bane of his life, he has admitted.
EXERCISE is hell, but a growing body of medical opinion links not exercising with getting so fat you die.
A 45-YEAR-OLD has confirmed that he has been going through his midlife crisis since around 1999.
AN utter dickhead has achieved the rare feat of being badly sunburnt in Britain in February.
A CHILD whose parents are against vaccinations has been getting together with his friends at night and doing measles shots.
DOCTORS’ surgeries are hopeful that if they leave patients on hold for long enough they will either make a complete recovery or die.
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A WOMAN has admitted that hoisting her sagging tights back up is her key workout for the winter months.
Boot camp in the park: What could possibly be more middle-class than taking a communal area for the leisure of all and commandeering it for your personal use?
A MIDDLE aged man still believes his manboobs are just well-developed pectoral muscles.
A MAN has been disappointed to find that ‘self-care’ does not involve much, or in fact any, masturbation.
A WOMAN was forced to abandon her plans to go for a run after discovering her headphones were broken.