ONLY a morally bankrupt, heartless swine would try to jump the queue and get vaccinated early. Here’s how to do it.
HEAVY weed smoker Jordan Gardner has forgotten more about cannabis than you’ll ever know, and he’s moved on to Covid. This is his verdict on the latest strains.
PLANNING to get fit in 2021? Take our quiz to find out which type of exercise arsehole you should be.
THE prime minister has heavily hinted that the third wave of Covid infections was caused by the British public, because it cannot be his fault. Are you guilty? Find out:
TAKING up running isn’t so attractive when it’s pissing with rain and freezing, but you’ve never been this fat. So how can you emerge from lockdown healthy?
A NEW national lockdown is necessary to buy time to create a bold new set of excuses for the lockdown after that, the government has admitted.
ALL this lockdown bullshit is happening again exactly like the f**king last time, Britain has wearily confirmed.
SCHOOLS in England are to remain open for a crucial few days to enable fast and efficient Covid transmission, the government has confirmed.
A WOMAN only bothers her GP when the symptoms she has Googled are life-threatening, she has confirmed.
HELLO, we’re the government and this is what you should be doing over Christmas 2020.
THE residents of a Berkshire town are blaming the dirty bastards in their rival town for the restrictions placed on them.
NORTHERNERS have confirmed that they do not find London and the South-East’s tier 4 lockdown as Kent becomes a lorry park in any way amusing.