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A UNIVERSITY student has returned home for Christmas with an alternative and radical strain of the coronavirus, he has confirmed.
IDIOTS have been warned that merely ordering a vaccine does not make them immediately immune to Covid.
THE health secretary has confirmed that regions will only be able to move to a new coronavirus tier after a series of play-offs.
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THE county of Kent has informed Boris Johnson that he has aroused its wrath and must therefore relinquish his position.
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JOSEPH is not looking forward to telling three wise men from the East that with the shepherds and the angels they already have a three-bubble gathering.
EVERY region of England is convinced that they will be going straight from lockdown into the freedom of Tier 1, it has emerged.
THE shortlist for the 2020 Covid Superspreader of the Year awards has been released, with Dominic Cummings the clear favourite to win.
A NEW advent calendar released by the government allows Britons to count down until they are eligible to receive the coronavirus vaccine.