A HIGHWAY Maintenance driver has admitted that making BMWs panic when they mistake him for the police is the best part of his job.
IF YOU want to buy a bottle of Frosty Jack’s cider in Scotland you can now only pay for it with Bitcoin, it has been confirmed.
THE majority of a woman’s workout is lifting her iPhone in order to take pictures of herself working out.
A FIVE kilometre run adds 30 minutes to your life but takes 40 minutes, health experts have confirmed.
A SWIMMER has outwitted thieves at his local swimming baths by hiding his wallet and phone in his shoes.
A COUPLE whose dinner guests cancelled at the last minute experienced the kind of euphoria normally only achieved with recreational drugs.
EVERY Daily Mail story you read takes 30 minutes off your life, experts have revealed.
AS the sugar tax comes into force, millions of Britons are failing to declare the absolutely fucking massive amount they consume.
A WOMAN’s internal dilemma about whether to get up and have a wee has entered its second hour.
JEREMY Hunt has announced that the national health service is to be replaced by time, which heals all wounds at no cost to the taxpayer.
A MAN has suddenly realised he has been overweight for at least eight years.
BRITAIN has responded to a new anti-obesity drive by insisting that being a bit 'roly-poly' is all it has left.