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THE public has been reminded they should never leave goths alone in a car on a hot day because it can be fatal.
A DAD would rather die of dehydration than buy bottled water, he has confirmed.
THE ponciest areas of London are to be placed in permanent lockdown, it has been confirmed.
FOLLOWING rumours that Preston could be the latest of the UK’s piss-stain conurbations to be locked down, the residents of Britain’s shitholes fear they could be next.
THE UK’s world-beating track-and-trace team has contacted Boris Johnson to inform him that he tested positive for coronavirus in March.
A RISE in Covid-19 cases has forced Greater Manchester to raise its alert level from well bad to fookin’ ‘angin’.
EVERYONE’S wearing masks now, but do you want to raise the blood pressure of gammons even more? These five locations should outrage the already red-faced.
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SHOPPERS at convenience stores have advised staff that there is no need for them to wear masks if they are buying ten items or less.