CHILDREN aged between two and 12 who are immune to the coronavirus are to train as frontline healthcare staff.
CAN you remember the last time anyone mentioned Brexit? Despite the misery of coronavirus maybe it’s not all bad. Here are some more silver linings.
WITH the nation’s schools shutting their doors tomorrow, parents are going “Oh shit” as they prepare to educate their spawn at home. Here’s how to do it with the minimum of effort.
A MAN on the bus with a slight cough is being stared at by other passengers like a survivor of the zombie apocalypse hiding a bite.
A 35-YEAR-OLD man has unveiled an ambitious plan to lose five pounds by his 40th birthday.
YOU’VE been wanting to drop some tedious friends and family members for a while and coronavirus is the perfect excuse. Here are the people to get rid of with ‘social distancing’.
TOILET roll is so last week. Pasta is basically over. Here are the hot items all the food hoarders are buying multiples of right now.
THE stock market has crashed and Brexit is under threat. It must be the fault of left-wing do-gooders. Here’s how to give them all the blame.
IT’S the ultimate nightmare scenario - your local Spoons being shut. Here regular Roy Hobbs explains what to do during the coronavirus crisis.
PRESIDENT Trump has already advised Americans to keep going to work and banned Europeans who don’t speak English. What will he get wrong next?
DO you feel the coronavirus is better tackled with St John’s Wort than modern medicine? Here alternative health therapist Donna Sheridan gives her advice.
A HIPSTER is claiming to have contracted the small-batch artisanal coronavirus strain COVID-18.