A WOMAN had been publicly shamed for her choice not to breastfeed despite not actually being a mother.
TWO men in a public toilet have each had to make a big display of washing their hands just because there was someone else there.
SMOKING is the only thing that causes cancer and everything else is fine, Britain has told annoying scientists.
A WOMAN has ensured she will keep to her health regime by paying a hitman to shoot her if she fails to lose three stone by the end of June.
AN EXPECTANT father is using it as an excuse to get out of doing anything he can not be bothered to do, friends have confirmed.
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A 43-YEAR-OLD man doing a detox to feel better has admitted that, 11 days in, it appears to be doing absolutely fuck all.
WOMEN should have the right to over exaggerate minor colds and be mocked for it just the same as men, campaigners have claimed.
MUMMIES are very thirsty for their special Ribena in the afternoon, children have confirmed.
A COMPLETELY awful man likes to tell people that his frequent visits to the gym make him better at sex.
CO-WORKERS have been told they do not have to cough as much as they are coughing and that they are probably doing it for attention.
GOING to hospital? That’s your right as a British citizen, until further notice, but before you step past the smokers at the doors you should know what the risks are.