SENIOR White House staff are attempting to teach President Trump the difference between sensitive international diplomacy and trash-talking a Hell In A Cell opponent.
MASTERING a foreign country's postal system to send two sentences to a relative ruins holidays, Britain has agreed.
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-un has finally met a leader as powerful, vain, petty and intellectually limited as he is, he has confirmed.
ALIEN creature Donald Trump has dropped its human being disguise while on holiday.
PRESIDENT Trump has left a 32,000-word out-of-office email message, including discussion of the electoral college and his daughter’s business, for while he is away.
WAITERS across Europe have agreed that there is no need for holidaying Britons to dumbly point at menus because they are always having chips.
THEY’RE lying, they’re bad at it and one in three of them will serve prison time. But who are the people spinning the Trump administration’s web of fiction?
THE defeat of healthcare repeal in the US and the UK’s pathetic Brexit negotiations, has convinced experts that right-wing populist revolutions are f**king useless.
IF Britain strikes a new trade deal with the US, what low-quality food will be on your menu?
BORIS Johnson has been posted to New Zealand for as long as anyone can justify him being there.
THE government has been urged to secure post-Brexit supplies of courgetti by people who think it is in any way a substitute for pasta.
THE handshake between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin has summoned the Devil, as experts predicted.