WAITERS across Europe have agreed that there is no need for holidaying Britons to dumbly point at menus because they are always having chips.
THEY’RE lying, they’re bad at it and one in three of them will serve prison time. But who are the people spinning the Trump administration’s web of fiction?
THE defeat of healthcare repeal in the US and the UK’s pathetic Brexit negotiations, has convinced experts that right-wing populist revolutions are f**king useless.
IF Britain strikes a new trade deal with the US, what low-quality food will be on your menu?
BORIS Johnson has been posted to New Zealand for as long as anyone can justify him being there.
THE government has been urged to secure post-Brexit supplies of courgetti by people who think it is in any way a substitute for pasta.
THE handshake between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin has summoned the Devil, as experts predicted.
NINE out of ten holiday photos will be ruined by some fat-headed arsewit wandering into the frame, it has been confirmed.
DONALD Trump has given Vladmir Putin a mixtape full of his favourite songs about being tough.
PRESIDENT Trump has warned that the future of Western civilisation stands in the balance if it continues to elect people like him.
THE US has challenged North Korea to launch a nuclear strike on Alaska to see if they even notice.
TOP economists have urged the government to consider shooting bundles of £50 notes into the sea as an alternative to a no-deal Brexit.