THE leaders of France, Germany and the UK have signed an official letter to Iran advising it ignores Trump because he is a twat.
DONALD Trump has been informed that Obama was very much against presidents jumping into pits full of wolves.
A HISTORIC moment has taken place as the leaders of North and South Korea exchanged duty free gifts in the demilitarised zone.
DONALD Trump has promised to visit Emmanuel Macron in 'whatever the hell shithole of a country he comes from', the White House has confirmed.
DONALD Trump has been wrongly declaring 'mission accomplished' for decades, according to various women.
THE law of averages means attacking Syria will be a resounding success unlike Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya, Western leaders believe.
DONALD Trump has expelled 60 top Russian adult movie stars from the US in response to the Stormy Daniels TV interview.
BRITAIN’S post-Brexit blue passports are to be impregnated with the stench of garlic and snails by their French manufacturers, it has emerged.
DAVID Davis is so impressed with his own negotiating skills that he is considering a peace settlement between Israel and Palestine next.
THE prime minister has announced strict new sanctions against Jeremy Corbyn.
DONALD Trump jumped his skateboard over a car but only his cousin saw it 'and you don't know him’ he has confirmed.
THE world is terrified at the prospect of two spoilt, freak-haired idiots becoming best friends.