International
Trump retweets Britain First in attempt to win Royal wedding invite
DONALD Trump has retweeted a far-right party’s Islamophobic propaganda in an attempt to get an invite to the Royal wedding.
‘Fake news CNN’ urged to just dig up the dirt that sends this f**ker to jail
AMERICAN media, dubbed ‘fake news’ by Donald Trump, have been urged to finally unearth the story that will leave him rotting in a prison cell.
Robert Mugabe’s leaving party an awkward affair
ATTENDEES of the after-work drinks party thrown for Robert Mugabe have agreed that the atmosphere was 'beyond awkward'.
Hipster seems to have confused Mugabe with Mandela
A HIPSTER is sad about the resignation of Robert Mugabe, who he thinks is Nelson Mandela.
Merkel, Mugabe and May on conference call
THERESA May, Robert Mugabe and Angela Merkel are on a conference call about how to remain in power without popular support.
Kindly, freedom-loving old gentleman to run Zimbabwe
A GENTLE, democracy-loving elderly man with no links to dictatorship or oppression is to be the next president of Zimbabwe.
Russian troll struggling to be more bigoted than typical internet user
A RUSSIAN professional troll is finding it hard to be more bigoted than British online commenters who do it for free, he has revealed.
Huge destructive reptile wreaking havoc in Japan
THERE have been reports of a giant lizard with destructive tendencies wreaking havoc in Tokyo.
'Rich bastards using tax havens' report also claims bears defecate in woods
A REPORT revealing the use of tax havens by rich people has also shed light on the woodland toilet habits of bears.
ISIS wondering where insane medieval fantasy project went wrong
ISIS members are baffled as to why their brand of medieval religious oppression and global terrorism did not succeed, they have revealed.
Secret Service agent on final day deletes Trump
A US Secret Service agent on his final day working at the White House has deleted Donald Trump before leaving.
In our defence we didn't think you were thick enough for this to work, says Russia
RUSSIA has defended its interference in Western elections by saying it did not think we would actually be moronic enough for it to work.