THE defeat of healthcare repeal in the US and the UK’s pathetic Brexit negotiations, has convinced experts that right-wing populist revolutions are f**king useless.
IF Britain strikes a new trade deal with the US, what low-quality food will be on your menu?
BORIS Johnson has been posted to New Zealand for as long as anyone can justify him being there.
THE government has been urged to secure post-Brexit supplies of courgetti by people who think it is in any way a substitute for pasta.
THE handshake between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin has summoned the Devil, as experts predicted.
NINE out of ten holiday photos will be ruined by some fat-headed arsewit wandering into the frame, it has been confirmed.
DONALD Trump has given Vladmir Putin a mixtape full of his favourite songs about being tough.
PRESIDENT Trump has warned that the future of Western civilisation stands in the balance if it continues to elect people like him.
THE US has challenged North Korea to launch a nuclear strike on Alaska to see if they even notice.
TOP economists have urged the government to consider shooting bundles of £50 notes into the sea as an alternative to a no-deal Brexit.
DONALD Trump has employed theoretical physicists to create infinite lines of taste and decency he can eventually cross.
BREXIT secretary David Davis is on his way home from Brussels after Google abolished the European Union.
- DUP gets £1bn for murals of fat Protestant men in bowler hats
- Davis negotiating with Belgian car salesman he mistook for Michel Barnier
- Survive five years in this twat factory and you're in for life, EU citizens told
- Davis tells room full of people who can speak German that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for us