THE world cannot believe that all this fuss is being caused over one mumbling, egotistical, incoherent dickhead.
STILL planning to visit our sworn enemies in Europe? After our no-deal exit, you’ll need to add these key phrases to your linguistic arsenal.
A BREXITER has confirmed that deploying the Royal Navy to fire on French fishermen is absolutely what he voted for in 2016.
INTRIGUED by the mysterious monoliths that have been springing up around the world? Here are the boring places they probably came from.
PRESIDENT Trump has agreed to leave the White House in order to collect a Big Mac meal from a Washington DC drive-thru McDonald’s.
PRESIDENT Trump has conceded that his hair is very slightly thinning on top, but that he will turn the tide with Regaine.
AMERICA - the land of the free, home of the brave, and domain of quite a few idiots. Having finally booted out Donald Trump, here are five other dumb things the US needs to get rid of.
ANGRY and in denial about getting fired? You probably can’t let a few nukes fly like I’m going to, but try these tips.
A LUCKY bastard living in a country free of coronavirus is claiming to have had a bad day, it has emerged.
DONALD Trump’s team of sub-Mafia lawyers is trying to overturn the election. Not going to happen. They should focus on these low-hanging fruits instead.
PUNDITS have agreed that President Trump’s time in office and legacy will mainly being remembered for what an utter prick he was.
DONALD Trump will spend the next four years holding rallies, being racist, sending mental tweets and golfing with the minor difference that he is no longer president.