THE US election is still going on, long after we hoped to wake up with the whole awful pain in the arse over with. What happens now?
THE presidential race has suffered a major upset after rapper Kanye West won an electoral landslide.
US polls have found that Joe Biden is leading by six points, has a nine-in-ten chance of sucess, and not one person truly believes that.
DONALD Trump has confirmed that science, medicine and doctors are a load of bullshit.
PRESIDENT Trump has confirmed that if he survives Covid-19 without serious problems it will only make him more of a prick.
ALL politicians are no better or worse than any of the others, because they are politicians, according to an imbecile.
A DESPERATE, blithering fuck-up has demanded the media accurately report how unbelievably fantastic it is.
A PLUMBER believes Donald Trump got away with paying no tax because he ran his multi-million property empire on a cash-in-hand basis.
FLYING to Italy and being given a coronavirus test on arrival is far quicker and easier than trying to get one in the UK, the NHS has advised.
COVID’S back, Brexit is reaching unprecedented levels of hardness, and Trump is planning another eight years. Try to look on the bright side.
YOU’RE in talks with the EU about a trade deal, as you have been for four years, but need to convince them you don’t actually want one. How do you do it?
AS Donald Trump becomes ever more unhinged, one possible explanation is that he’s secretly a big fan of nightmarish alternate realities. Could these be his inspiration?