PEOPLE who want to remain in the EU really wish Jean-Claude Juncker was not so obviously unpleasant.
DONALD Trump will begin 2019 as president of the United States of America. But will he finish the year that way, and will the USA survive?
IN a move to allay fears that Brexit had damaged Britain's reputation, Europe confirmed the country has been a pathetic laughing stock for ages.
PRESIDENT Trump has condemned the Brexit deal because it means Britain is being fucked over by the EU rather than the US.
DUBAI is still absolutely the best place to go if you want sun, luxury and to be imprisoned for life by a kangaroo court, say travel experts.
GIBRALTAR is a real place and not a mythical island covered in monkeys and cheap fags, it has emerged.
PRESIDENT Trump has confirmed that he will avoid criminal charges by simply firing anyone who attempts to arrest him.
FOR a rambling, bigoted shithead, I have done surprisingly well in the midterm elections.
A MAN’s plan to build a big, stupid wall is fucked.
YET another country that is far too distant from Britain to be worth the trip has irritatingly made weed legal.
PARENTS of two young children are looking forward to clearing up from toddler related mayhem in unspoilt, glamorous kitchens in cities across Europe.
A SHAKEN President Trump has asked aides if he resembles Kanye West after the egomaniac rapper visited the Oval Office.