A PICNIC is the perfect meal: finger food with booze and hardly any washing up. But thankfully middle class people have found ways to complicate it. Here's how to ruin your next one.
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A COUPLE are totally independent thanks to food they grow themselves and money they inherited from their families.
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A WOMAN driving in the heatwave is so sweaty she is wondering whether it is possible she might have actually p*ssed herself.