A NEW mum who is out on the piss for the first time since giving birth keeps being distracted by questions about her sodding baby.
THE discovery of Ophiuchus, the 13th star sign, has altered a woman’s entire personality overnight.
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A CAT has confirmed that it knows you’re taking photos of its innate charm for validation on social media.
YOU painted your walls dark grey because a Sunday supplement told you to. But is this just a manifestation of emotional crisis or do you like them?
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GOING on a theoretically relaxing week away but you’re actually so scared of touching any surfaces it’s going to be a nightmare? Here’s how to fake it.
A FAMILY of posh twats has roped off two square miles of a public park to have a fancy picnic.
AS Britain attempts to get back to normal, thankfully there are still things COVID-19 can get you out of. Here’s how to wring the last benefits out of the crisis.
ARE your kids baffled by your use of retro argot from the 1980s? Want to connect with your peer group while keeping the young in the dark?
HAIRDRESSERS are open again, so here’s six styles that say ‘I was so focused on getting there first I didn't think about what I wanted then buckled under pressure’:
WITH two households now able to meet, it’s the perfect opportunity to start showing off at dinner parties again. Here’s how to make them particularly irksome.