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A YOUNG driver has spent every night for well over two years driving around aimlessly in his crappy car.
A MAN has admitted he secretly wishes he could drive the outlandish car he drew when he was eight.
A MAN has explained to colleagues that he is only a bitter, vengeful, petty tyrant because he went bald aged 30.
CARAVAN holidays are a tentative step towards kinky retirement-age swinging, the nation’s grandparents have admitted.
A MAN is still experimenting with fashionable hairstyles despite reaching the age where it is pointless.
AN ingenious couple have saved themselves a whole day of queuing at Thorpe Park by just emptying their wallets into the toilet.
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LIFE coaching is essentially renting a friend, life coaches have confirmed.
AS winter approaches, posh tossers have begun planning their annual skiing trips involving weird things normal people never do.
A GROUP of people unsure of each others’ names have leaned together, grinning and giving wild hand gestures, as if they are the best friends in the world for a photo.
A COUPLE who believe homeopathy is better than Western medicine are to teach their children everything they need to know about the world.