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IT’S summer and that means beach time. Yay. Here’s how to look as if you do like to be beside the seaside, even though it’s pretty shit most of the time.
A TEENAGE boy really wants everybody to know he enjoys a toke, it has been confirmed.
PEOPLE turning 40 are being warned that hangovers now include a distressing mid-life crisis that could last for years.
A MEAL was turned into a massive pain in the arse by a man obsessed with splitting the bill fairly.
A SAFETY helmet will not protect a man from the shame of taking up a child's hobby at the age of 42, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who say they or anyone else has “got their smarts” should fuck off, everyone has decided.
A COUPLE with a completely unremarkable semi-detached two-bedroom house still insist on giving guests ‘the grand tour’.
PEOPLE who use a ludicrous number of exclamation marks have refused to write in a less annoying style.
A COUPLE have moved to a small village so that they can enjoy fresh air, long walks, and catching a train to work at an insanely early hour.
A FAMILY that exists in a state of filthy chaos has agreed that it would be great to get a third dog.
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