THE WORLD’S last remaining mouse mat will be put up for auction this week, with experts predicting a sale price of up to 80 pence.
A WOMAN has spent an entire holiday taking pictures of 'views' that just happen to be behind her tanned legs.
A LOCAL fun run has been slammed for being mainly just running.
A PACK of cards is the only thing holding a family holiday together, it has been confirmed.
A PICNIC is the perfect meal: finger food with booze and hardly any washing up. But thankfully middle class people have found ways to complicate it. Here's how to ruin your next one.
A WOMAN on a night out is one item of leopard print away from being confused with a jungle cat using its hind legs to walk.
A MAN who claimed his family holiday in Cornwall was great is obviously lying, it has been confirmed.
A MAN who was ‘cockblocked’ whilst chatting up a woman in a nightclub has revealed it was just what he did not need at that moment.
THE daily cost of living like an affected tw*t in the capital has rocketed in the last year, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who is a strong believer in astrology cannot understand why her strange supernatural belief system has not led to a lasting relationship.
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