A WOMAN who visits with no prior warning is a pain in the arse, her friends have confirmed.
A WEALTHY arsehole likes to make visitors guess the cost of his extremely over-priced belongings.
A WOMAN is getting the most out of her daily mindfulness session by planning how to fuck up people who have wronged her.
A MIDDLE class family from London has unveiled plans to go back to basics by ‘camping’ in a yurt that has a proper toilet, a power shower and a free-standing bath.
A MAN who insists on opening doors and pulling out chairs for ‘ladies’ is not a Knight of the Round Table and actually a bit creepy.
For some reason I have made the decision to spend these years – my entire 20s – with my face hidden behind a massive, stupid, fucking beard.
A COUPLE who posted hundreds of idyllic holiday photos on Facebook actually had a horrific week of blazing rows and food poisoning.
A MAN believes the quantity of water he drinks is really important to other people.
A STUNNING pair of designer heels will be too unbearable to wear an hour into a night out, their owner has confirmed.
A FATHER-OF-TWO removed every item in his shed then put them back again for some reason, it has emerged.
WHY waste your life in a boring office job when you can waste your life chasing a much more exciting job you’ll never actually get to do?
ARE you about to ask someone for a favour, but are afraid they’ll say no? Here’s how to catch them off guard and make them do what you want.