A WOMAN who cannot afford to buy a house and fill it with children has decided to become the 'mum' of her houseplants instead.
A WOMAN has actually told her friends that climate change is fine because she has already got a tan in May.
AN extremely middle-class family are struggling to outdo themselves with ostentatious displays of middle-classness.
A LONDON couple spend all their weekends claiming to live in a nearby but better part of London, their friends have confirmed.
DO you sometimes let slip a vile fart in the office or other embarrassing situation? Here’s how to get away with it.
ANY parent teaching their child to swim is fully aware that the shallow pool they must get into is basically a massive vat of toddler urine.
PEOPLE who claim they are ‘making memories’ are just putting a twee spin on the endless drudgery of being alive, it has been confirmed.
A HUSBAND’S ‘laundry day’ has yet again spiralled into a fortnight with him still to return his clothes to his wardrobe.
BOARD games needn't be universal fun for everyone - with a few tweaks they can become painfully middle class! Here’s how.
IS IT cool to live in the big city but only possible in a tiny flat? Here’s how to adjust to your Lilliputian living quarters.
A MAN’S girlfriend has without warning nailed six vintage copper jelly moulds to the kitchen wall like a total fucking nutcase.
A NATIONWIDE survey has found that Britons still love to have stuff piled up on the side of their stairs.