A SELFISH brat of a woman has announced that she expects her birthday celebrations to last an entire bloody week.
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THE leaves are turning, the nights are drawing in, it will soon be f**king freezing. Try these excruciatingly obvious ways of adapting your wardrobe.
A WOMAN’S elderly parents have set out on a quest to replace a non-stick frying pan which could take weeks or even years.
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ACROSS England, children are returning to school today. But not my children. Because they are better and more special than your children.
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FROM teenage policemen to reality TV, Britain is a terrible country to live in these days. 76-year-old Roy Hobbs lists a few of the problems.
AN absolute wanker is going to fix up a classic car, he has revealed.
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ALRIGHT kiddo, it’s Dad. I know you wanted a new coat but we're saving for a hot tub to spice up our sex life. How about fashion tips from your old man instead?
A WOMAN who still works from home in an overpriced London flat has started to question her living arrangements.