A 35-YEAR-OLD man still wearing the same polo shirts he wore at university has been named as an icon of sustainable fashion.
RESEARCHERS have found that adults wearing metallic or bejewelled trainers are 12 times more likely to be total cocks.
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AN ADORABLE couple have posted a gorgeous, in-the-moment selfie that only took 89 attempts to get.
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A BACHELOR who lives alone in a one-bedroom flat would prefer people did not know the full sordid details of his domestic life.
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A WOMAN has ruined a pleasant night out for everyone in a pub by taking the karaoke far too seriously.
A CAT treats its scratching post with the delicacy of an antiques dealer handling valuable Chinese ceramics.
'Some have even called me a pretentious twat.'
A 28-YEAR-OLD has been crowned the UK's most confident woman after asking a Boots sales assistant which aisle the lubricant is in.
A WOMAN has thanked her hairdresser, paid, tipped, walked away with a cheerful wave and the moment she was out of sight burst into tears.