A WOMAN believes she has the God-given right to see any new kitchen that has been installed even if she barely knows the householders in question.
A SINGLE man with no responsibilities and lots of disposable income believes he is more stressed than everyone else in his office.
A BLOCK of cheddar has told the fresh ingredients for a healthy meal they will be ignored for two weeks before going in the bin.
A GRANDMOTHER has confirmed that she has reached an age where socially accepted standards of behaviour no longer apply to her.
A MAN is desperately trying to convince his wife that he needs to spend £500 on a 'compact' flamethrower.
A WOMAN who claims she ‘loves hoovering’ is trying to erase something deeply sinister from her past, her husband suspects.
A JOB interviewer was forced to pretend a candidate with a tattoo on his neck was just like any other candidate.
A WIFE was thrilled to discover her husband ended up in a club after a few post-work drinks escalated to drug taking and dance music, it has emerged.
A MAN who has no problem going through airport security would thrive under the Nazis, his friends have claimed.
A WOMAN is enjoying a long weekend in Barcelona while her husband does his morning shit.
THERE was unconfined joy as an ex-banker relocated from London to the countryside only to see his venture fail within six months.
INSTAGRAM'S 'Rich Kids of Cornwall' have been showing off their nuts, fish and berries on the social network.