THERE’S a fine line between decorating your home tastefully for the festive season and outing yourself as a tasteless pleb. Our guide tells you what is acceptable.
A CROSS-PARTY working group has proposed a tax on households that have more than one Christmas tree.
GUINEA pigs and goldfish too common for your darling little prodigies? Try these pretentious pets instead.
PEOPLE who fall asleep on the sofa with the TV are likely to be exceptional lovers, research has found.
ARE you always busy and stressed out but have f*ck all to show for it? Take our test and find out what’s wrong with your crummy life.
A MAN keeps managing to cover every single inch of the loo seat with p*ss, despite completing his potty training more than 39 years ago.
BRITAIN'S main agricultural crop is now yurts, tipis, gypsy caravans and shepherd’s huts.
WOMEN have pointed out that they never claimed to like beards and do not understand why every man now has one.
THE only people who store mugs in cupboards top-down are total freaks, it has been confirmed.
A MAN would rather be a shivering mess on the verge of pneumonia than use an umbrella and look soft.
A PROGRESSIVE bachelor party went to a strip club to get a better understanding of toxic masculinity, they have revealed.
A MOTHER-OF-THREE has realised that a stuffed toy fox sent home by school has been visiting her house since 2006.