Lifestyle

Having a bath and other 'relaxing' experiences that are actually a massive faff

HAD a stressful day and looking to unwind? You’ll soon find these supposedly enjoyable activities are hugely overrated.

How to celebrate milestone birthdays in lockdown

REACHING a key birthday like 18, 30 or 50 under national lockdown? Here’s how to do your best to celebrate. 

Six incredibly stupid things you believed in the 1980s

AS a pre-internet child in the 1980s it was easy to believe any rubbish your friends - or your dad - told you. Here are some nonsensical things you firmly believed in.

Are you tough enough to be a member of the armchair SAS?

THE SAS holds an enduring fascination for civilian fantasists reading books about being hard. But could you pass the gruelling recruitment process to join their ranks?

Tiny dog very angry about it

A DOG no bigger than a shoe is absolutely f***ing raging about it and ready to take on the world.

Baldness, baldness, hiding baldness: the hot new hair trends for men over 45

ARE you a man of a certain age looking for a new style to hide your thinning hair even from yourself? Hair stylist Martin Bishop runs through this year’s looks.

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Which shit high street shop will you miss the most?

BRITAIN'S high streets are teetering on a knife edge. But even with the best will in the world, it's hard not to admit some of our traditional retailers are a bit shit. Such as these:

Deeply unlikable man 'chose' not to have kids

A MAN with no appealing personality traits whatsoever claims he never got round to having children out of personal choice.

Is the world out to get you or are you just an arsehole? Take our quiz

LIFE not going your way? Unsure if it’s due to some cosmic conspiracy or because you’re a complete arsehole? Find out with our quiz.

A guide to the crappy anniversaries you’ll be celebrating in March

IT’S March tomorrow, which means it will soon be a whole year since you did all these things you used to take for granted. Here’s a timeline:

I turned my hobby into a career and now everyone thinks I'm a twat

I HAVE done the thing that everyone dreams of doing and made my passion my job, and am now so fulfilled and happy that no one can f**king stand me. 

'I was definitely the worst-looking one in the threesome' and other great humblebrags

THE art of the self-deprecating show-off is a subtle one. Here’s how to become pro-level at inspiring envy while remaining humble.