WHAT is showing someone your record collection except a chance to prove you’re better than them? Here are some ways to really be a wanker about it.
A COUPLE who went on holiday to New York are making sure everyone knows they stayed in the ‘coolest’ area, Brooklyn.
A FRIEND has actually written a personal message on the gift bag containing her pal’s birthday present, confirming herself to be a a total arsehole.
AN artisan bakery is making middle class people behave as if it were dispensing a heroin-like substance.
A MAN has still not achieved his life’s goal of owning a ride-on lawnmower and a garden big enough to use it, he has confessed.
A MOTHER-of-two has spent every single penny she had in a single afternoon at the school’s summer fete.
MANY people have admitted they don’t wash their legs in the shower, sparking a furious Twitter ‘debate’. Here are some handy comments to help you join in.
A WOMAN who cannot afford to buy a house and fill it with children has decided to become the 'mum' of her houseplants instead.
A WOMAN has actually told her friends that climate change is fine because she has already got a tan in May.
AN extremely middle-class family are struggling to outdo themselves with ostentatious displays of middle-classness.
A LONDON couple spend all their weekends claiming to live in a nearby but better part of London, their friends have confirmed.
DO you sometimes let slip a vile fart in the office or other embarrassing situation? Here’s how to get away with it.