THE women of the UK have pledged to restore the natural ecosystem of their legs this winter.
BRITONS have eagerly been buying unnecessary tat in the Amazon Prime sale. But which useless purchases are you going to regret most when you can’t afford food in a week's time?
A MAN will be in a foul mood for the rest of the day after his slow trigger finger left him paying for £50.01 of petrol.
A WOMAN who exhorts everyone to shop locally, live sustainably and put the planet first has a secret Amazon Prime account.
RECOMMENDED daily limits on alcohol are really not doing it for us, drinkers have confirmed.
A GENDER reveal party has confirmed the sex of a baby and the utter twattishness of his parents, friends and family have confirmed.
IF there is one thing we can all agree on in these uncertain times, it’s that the Earth is a big flat circle. Here’s how to enjoy a holiday on our massive floating disc.
MANY things in life seem like a brilliant idea to begin with before almost immediately becoming tedious, painful and irritating. Here are some to avoid.
DO you fancy a toot of coke to liven up a party but have no idea how to purchase anything stronger than paracetamol? Here’s what to do.
KIDS have any number of things to entertain themselves with, but they’ll come back to the same tedious obsessions until you never want to see a T-Rex again. Here are some of them.
TWENTY grown men are irrationally continuing monthly payments towards a stag do they know will be f**king horrific.
NORTHERNERS have pleaded with the government not to force them to go out on the lash in the Midlands.