A BOURGEOIS family is desperate for it to start snowing so they can show off their vintage wooden sleigh.
A SEEMINGLY normal couple have confirmed they are actually going to midnight mass.
ARE you planning to give presents that clearly required no thought or effort to people you don’t really care about?
A FAMILY heading to Bali for Christmas have admitted that they will still have a horrible time resenting each other despite the sun.
HIPSTERS who are still wearing shoes without socks have been told to pack it in because it is winter and they look like twats.
A GROUP of deluded halfwits still believes, with a week to go until Christmas Day, that they will all find time to meet beforehand.
A COUNCIL house absolutely festooned in flashing Christmas decorations is goading passers-by into voicing prejudiced thoughts.
WONDERING what to get that relative who’s a permanently angry fanatical Brexiter? Look no further – here’s the perfect selection!
A LONDONER has explained to friends that it would be easier to attend a party in South America than theirs on the other side of London.
WINTER is the perfect time to let yourself go. But how can you do it without too many people noticing? Here’s our guide.
IF your home has been turned over it could be a burglary or you may have hosted a 'play date' for four-year-olds. Take our test and find out.
THERE’S a fine line between decorating your home tastefully for the festive season and outing yourself as a tasteless pleb. Our guide tells you what is acceptable.