A MIDDLE-CLASS woman reported missing by her family has been found buried under an avalanche of throw pillows in her own home.
THE birds are chirping, the buds are appearing on the trees, so it must be time to throw away every single one of the possessions holding you own.
A MAN receiving a haircut has confirmed he will nod appreciatively when the barber asks unless he has lost his entire ear.
DO friends with kids try to make you feel like a failure for not having any? Here’s how to explain without just saying “because they’re fucking annoying”.
A LOWER middle class man has made it his ambition to move up the social ladder but still be a twat.
IT’S easy to try and ignore being Welsh, but it won’t go away. Here’s how to confront the issue head-on and emerge a stronger Welsh person.
ARE you the most tired person in your office, marriage or possibly the world? Take our quiz if you can summon up the strength.
SOMEONE tinkering with a musical instrument but not actually playing it is the most annoying sound known to humans, research has confirmed.
DO you struggle to sleep at night and booze just perks you up so you can fret about not being asleep? Here are some alternative ideas to help you nod off.
A MAN’S homegrown weed has turned out to be absolutely unsmokeable crap yet again, his friends have confirmed.
GUESTS at a dinner party are pretending they cannot smell the litter tray stench in the house.
ARE you still trying? Really? Even after everything that’s happened? Well, good for you I guess, but in case you were just searching for a decent excuse here are six reasons why you should just give up now.