A WOMAN who has just been paid is acting like an eccentric heiress from the 1920s, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who spent over £300 on a new vacuum cleaner does not mind admitting that using it is more satisfying than any sex she has ever had in her life.
MAKING plans with friends is excellent until you have to leave the house and do the sodding thing, it has emerged.
A MAN going 10-pin bowling suddenly began larking around after his first two bowls were hopelessly inaccurate, friends noticed.
BAR owners cannot believe they are getting away with charging £10 for a ‘mocktail’.
A MAN has initiated yet another ill-fated experiment with his facial hair while his girlfriend is away.
A SINGLE man is considering getting a third piece of furniture to go with his television and armchair.
A MIDDLE class couple weirdly spent a fortnight in Spain without latching onto another identical couple.
A WOMAN who carried out a declutter has been left with only her phone, duvet and vibrator.
A 24-YEAR-OLD living in London cannot wait to meet her 32 new rodent housemates, she has confirmed.
A WOMAN who only went into Lidl for a pint of milk has left the store with a patio heater, a fondue set and a faux fur throw.
A MAN with a large, carefully manicured moustache says he wishes people would pay less attention to it.