A YOUNG driver has spent every night for well over two years driving around aimlessly in his crappy car.
A MAN has admitted he secretly wishes he could drive the outlandish car he drew when he was eight.
A MAN has explained to colleagues that he is only a bitter, vengeful, petty tyrant because he went bald aged 30.
CARAVAN holidays are a tentative step towards kinky retirement-age swinging, the nation’s grandparents have admitted.
A MAN is still experimenting with fashionable hairstyles despite reaching the age where it is pointless.
AN ingenious couple have saved themselves a whole day of queuing at Thorpe Park by just emptying their wallets into the toilet.
‘WELLNESS’ is one of the buzzwords of the moment. Here straight-talking Northerner Roy Hobbs gives his advice on improving your spiritual health.
LIFE coaching is essentially renting a friend, life coaches have confirmed.
AS winter approaches, posh tossers have begun planning their annual skiing trips involving weird things normal people never do.
A GROUP of people unsure of each others’ names have leaned together, grinning and giving wild hand gestures, as if they are the best friends in the world for a photo.
A COUPLE who believe homeopathy is better than Western medicine are to teach their children everything they need to know about the world.
ARE you the sort of twat who likes to hijack conversations or stop other people joining in? Here are some tips for ruining any pleasant chat.