NOT looking forward to going to a big wedding or cricket match in the coming weeks? Here are some other events you can now legitimately cry off.
A TIGHTLY-PACKED bag of rice has warned its owner that his efforts to open it will result in it exploding all over the kitchen.
FLYBE has told stranded passengers they can never go home, so they should forget their old lives and begin new ones.
A WOMAN’S preparations for a night on the town have changed drastically in the last two decades, she has revealed.
IT’S important to share your witless opinions about the coronavirus on traditional forums for idiots such as BBC comments and Mail Online. Try some of these.
THE rugged inhabitants of the North have welcomed the start of summer with open arms.
PROG-ROCK giants Genesis have reformed to play to thousands of older brothers who take music very seriously.
BABY boomer? Feel unfairly attacked by the younger generation for the state you’ve got the world in? Here’s how to how to explain it definitely wasn’t your fault.
A DAD has confirmed he will be shaking hands and potentially spreading a deadly virus rather than ever ‘fist-bump’.
BIT of a headache? Slight cough? Friend of a friend went to Italy? You might be able to convince yourself you’ve got the coronavirus.
A 35-YEAR-OLD man still wearing the same polo shirts he wore at university has been named as an icon of sustainable fashion.
A MAN in a new relationship was concerned to learn that his girlfriend has friends and an active social life.