A MARRIED couple have been carefully avoiding sexual intercourse for months despite not being told to do so.
A WOMAN managed to make it through three pages of the book she planned to read during lockdown before calling it a day.
A MAN realised to his horror that he had been invited to a barbecue for vegetarians.
THE bankers who were given a shedload of money in 2008 have been told that now might be a good time to give it back.
THE government has ordered anyone who uses public transport, shops at Asda or whose home is in council tax bands A-C to wear facemasks.
DO you normally stop the awkwardness of a first date by getting drunk and having sex? Here’s how to cope now that’s not allowed.
FOR many parents, your kids going back to school is a distant dream and you’ve used up all your ideas for child-friendly fun. Here are five projects if you’re utterly desperate.
HAVE you got weird, disgusting habits and share a flat? Simply add one point for each of these activities and find out if other people are slagging you off to their mates.
A WOMAN’S sourdough starter has let her down just like every other human, animal and plant always bloody does.
LOCKDOWN is easing, but what does it mean for the fantasy role-playing game community? Here's what to expect if you're obsessed with D&D or Warhammer.
THESPIAN Danny Dyer has confirmed he is going to the United States to have a word.
AS lockdown eases it was clearly no biggie and there’s every reason for complacency. Here are some things everyone has stopped doing now COVID-19 has been sent packing.