BRITONS will believe any old shite that fits their prejudices. Watch out for these examples of spurious bollocks.
A WOMAN out Christmas shopping is shocked and angered by the number of other people doing exactly the same.
CHRISTMAS is coming, and with it the obligation to collect a large range of alcohol nobody truly wants. Go through our checklist.
A WOMAN wants her husband to bugger off so she can sit on the sofa and weep at Love Actually without being judged.
YOU can drink as much booze as you like during the Christmas period as long as it has been mulled, scientists have agreed.
PEOPLE who text you after a few minutes to see why you have not replied to their message should piss off and get a life.
UNTIL Meghan Markle is flogging cut-price clothes on a minimum wage Daily Mail readers are not going to be satisfied.
UNSURE if you’ve just been showered with praise or secretly insulted? If you’ve heard any of these phrases, you’ve just been covertly put down.
DESPITE a grim year of lockdown and restrictions, some people seem determined to carry on completely as normal. Check you’re not one of these tossers.
ARE you willing to sell your soul on LinkedIn for the sake of your career? Here’s how to be a creepy corporate crawler online instead of just laughing loudly at your boss’s jokes.
A SHOPPER starved of human contact has given her sincere thanks to a checkout machine for scanning her purchases.
EVERY year Britons settle down to watch the festive episode of Doctor Who and are bitterly disappointed. So how will it be a load of cobblers this year?