THE Queen has told Prince Harry that if his wife is a demon who tricked him into marriage to enslave him then everyone would understand.
A MAN has admitted that getting frisked at the airport is the most intimate experience he has had since he got pickpocketed last year.
A FULLY-GROWN man still loves big trucks and is having a difficult time hiding it.
GETTING dressed is the number one challenge for people working from home, with ‘getting out of bed’ in second place.
A FESTIVAL to promote Brexit has been cancelled because it was an incredibly terrible idea on every level, the organisers have revealed.
THE Duke of Sussex has left an embarrassing drunken apology on the Queen’s answerphone, the palace has confirmed.
A WOMAN is behaving as if two dogs are in a relationship, it has emerged.
ORDERING spaghetti on a date is a surefire way to obliterate sexual allure, according to new research.
SUPERMARKETS have confirmed that it is Easter now.
EVERY single person in Britain has vowed to quit their horrible boring job and open a lovely local café, it has emerged.
A FATHER of teenage boys has dodged traffic by taking a rat-run that added 15 minutes to a 20-minute journey, his children have confirmed.
A FREELANCER working from home is forced to share a workspace with his pet cat.