A CHILD has been left traumatised after seeing one of his teachers in the supermarket during the school holidays.
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A MAN who was ‘cockblocked’ whilst chatting up a woman in a nightclub has revealed it was just what he did not need at that moment.
THE daily cost of living like an affected tw*t in the capital has rocketed in the last year, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who is a strong believer in astrology cannot understand why her strange supernatural belief system has not led to a lasting relationship.
ARE you aspirational parents who think the summer holidays should be a gruelling educational experience? Here’s how to make your kids cleverer than their friends.
A MAN who says "Is anyone really surprised by this?" in response to every piece of appalling or shocking news is beginning to annoy the f*ck out of people.
A WOMAN has once again spent several hours at her local gym doing anything except working out.
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A COUPLE are totally independent thanks to food they grow themselves and money they inherited from their families.
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HARDY Northern folk aren’t scared of a few feet of cold water and collapsing bridges. Here Northerner Roy Hobbs explains how to carry on as normal.