A WAITRESS listening to a woman describing a huge list of allergies was reported to be muttering “Jesus” under her breath.
ARE you keen to look like a massive twat for some reason? Simply use these incredibly irksome contemporary phrases in everyday life.
IT’S happened. In the pressure of the moment in a restaurant you panicked and made the wrong choice. Here’s how to accept it and move on.
A MAN who thinks of himself as 'woke' has demonstrated he can still be an enormous pain in the ar*e to go out with.
THE government has revealed its 12-point emergency plan to stop the coronavirus sweeping Britain and upsetting the markets. Read it immediately.
A MAN has warned against any return to the decade from which he benefited enormously.
PARENTS waste six years of their lives getting their children into the f**king car, research has confirmed.
A WOMAN taking her boyfriend for a break-up dinner cannot decide which restaurant she will never visit again.
MIDDLE-AGED? Do you sometimes notice that life is less weird than when you were growing up? What happened to these things?
EVER included the phrase ‘as per my previous email’ to suggest the person you’re writing to is as thick as mince?
CHLORINATED chicken has protested at its demonising by the UK media, insisting there is no shame in being clean.
THE third date is the best moment to make a relationship physical and to unveil your collection of human skulls, experts believe.