THE Royal family is the only family in Britain without a single racist member, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.
THE Metropolitan Police explained they only violently assaulted a women’s vigil to remind women why they should stay home at night.
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A SINGLE man has complained that so-called 'ready meals' still require a minimal effort to prepare.
A COUPLE are optimistic that watching Disney films will teach their daughter key life lessons they cannot be arsed to impart themselves.
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A MOTHER-OF-TWO has awoken to the relaxing sound of her children being shouted at to make Mother’s Day cards while buggering up her breakfast.
A WOMAN has wasted an entire evening of her life amending her Tesco delivery.
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TALKING to the teenage bellend shagging your daughter is never easy, but here’s how to make sure he thinks you are an absolute twat.
WITH the government keen to clamp down on supposedly ‘woke’ humour, here are the state-sanctioned jokes you can expect to hear on the BBC in the near future.