THE UK has agreed that since it is almost April, the sun is out and the Welsh can get haircuts then it must be legal to do stuff again.
A BACHELOR replacing his duvet cover with a clean one is facing his annual battle to remember how the f**k it is done.
COMPANIES seem to think that weird, disturbing mascots will make you buy their products, and sadly they may be right. Here are some we’d prefer they hadn’t come up with, though.
GETTING a letter as a kid was incredibly exciting, but when you’re grown up it’s most likely to be a council tax bill. So what other things lose their magic when you grow up?
SICK of being bombarded with information that pretends to be helpful but is utterly useless? Here are the most pointless examples.
THE UK’s middle classes have agreed that without John Lewis there is no point and they may as well wear shell-suits and eat chips in the car outside the chippy.
CURRENTLY enjoying multiple acts of self-love a day? With lockdown easing soon, here’s how to cut back on your debilitating habit.
ARE you a fearful older voter obsessed with asylum seekers thanks to the tabloids? Here’s what to do if hordes of them arrive in your cul-de-sac.
AN IRRITATING young person is mocking you by throwing some dumb shapes on TikTok, it has been confirmed.
A NAN has still not forgiven members of her family for turning up at her house unannounced at 4.30pm 18 years ago.
WANT to celebrate a year of lockdown by strutting down the Asda aisles like John Travolta doing a Liam Gallagher impression?
WELL, I’ve gone and got a proper job. Sort of. But no one warned me working in an office would be such a minefield.