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THE Royal family is the only family in Britain without a single racist member, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.
THE Metropolitan Police explained they only violently assaulted a women’s vigil to remind women why they should stay home at night.
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A SINGLE man has complained that so-called 'ready meals' still require a minimal effort to prepare.
A COUPLE are optimistic that watching Disney films will teach their daughter key life lessons they cannot be arsed to impart themselves.
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A MOTHER-OF-TWO has awoken to the relaxing sound of her children being shouted at to make Mother’s Day cards while buggering up her breakfast.