THE World Health Organisation has advised men that as long as they have consumed a minimum of four alcoholic drinks they are fine to urinate in the garden.
ALTHOUGH things are returning to 'normal', the pandemic is still making life shit. Here are five social gatherings to attend which will prove incredibly disappointing.
A WOMAN using homeopathy to treat the coronavirus she has caught is glad she was not vaccinated against it because it might be dangerous.
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NEW BBC boss Tim Davie has said that BBC stars could be fired over controversial tweets. So who would you like to see sacked?
A COUPLE have realised that they are not in love anymore after briefly being forced not to hold each other’s hands, they have confirmed.
WITH Covid measures in place and namby-pamby ‘child protection’ laws, today’s kids are missing out on a character-building 1980s education. Here’s what they should be subjected to.
AS Donald Trump becomes ever more unhinged, one possible explanation is that he’s secretly a big fan of nightmarish alternate realities. Could these be his inspiration?
A BOSS has ordered his employees back to the office because exercising power remotely does not give him that big-dick feeling it does in person.
THE government has told worried parents to think of their children returning to a possibly deadly school environment as an exciting science project.
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A MAN who has learned that Strictly Come Dancing will feature two women dancing together is unsure whether to be appalled or turned on.