AFTER a tough year, being honest with your employees about their dismissal and subsequent destitution is a step too far. These corporate phrases should disguise it.
PRESIDENT Trump has confirmed that if he survives Covid-19 without serious problems it will only make him more of a prick.
The last thing anyone wants is a spontaneous chat with someone they know. Here's how to avoid unnecessary interactions with acquaintances.
THANKS to the government the twat pool at weddings is temporarily a little shallower. However, you'll still find the following people at every single wedding:
A COUPLE who regularly enjoy cocaine cut with a range of unspecified powders are suspicious about exactly what will be in the Covid-19 vaccine.
HAVE you been cornered by a nutter who believes Donald Trump is the secret saviour of trafficked children who are imprisoned in the basement of pizza shop?
A MAN who spent a fortune on a top-of-the-range outdoor jacuzzi insists on shoehorning it into every interaction.
NEW laws to stop the spread of coronavirus have made loud music, singing, dancing, and any sound or facial expression signifying pleasure illegal.
DO you love your mates but feel unable to tell them in case they somehow think you’re less of a man? Here’s how to express your affection in a masculine way.
NEED to make everyone around you lose the will to live? Infuriating toddler James Bates explains how to push people over the edge.
A NEW campaign is aiming to bring back discarded pornographic magazines to Britain’s woodlands.
THERE’S no point being middle class unless you’re able to out-do everyone else. Keep ahead of the Joneses with these entitled evening classes.