LOOKING for a new place? Can’t afford blissful isolation? Then you’ll be recoiling in horror at what other people call home.
A WOMAN has belatedly realised that she is way out of her boyfriend’s league.
IF THE unspontaneous purchase of an overpriced Valentine’s card from the nearest convenient shop isn’t for you, try these ways of showing your partner you love them.
A BIRMINGHAM man has amused his family and friends by telling them he will use HS2 to get a well-paid job in London.
HAVE you gone from ridiculing media scare stories about the coronavirus to panicking that you’re going to die? Hide your fear with these tips.
CLIMATE activist Greta Thunberg has confirmed that starring in her own reality TV show was the entire point from the start.
ARE you prepared to spend time and money doing stupid bullsh*t so strangers will click Like and Follow?
A MAN has achieved the perfect balance between his personal life and professional duties by quitting the latter entirely.
A MARRIED couple in their thirties have written their dog’s name in childlike writing in a friend’s birthday card and drawn a paw print next to it.
THE HS2 line linking London and Birmingham, which are already linked, is currently set to cost £100bn. What else could that money buy?
AN unexpected snowfall has made it impossible for staff at an insurance firm to operate their computers.
SOME twat is making a mockery of the flooded high street by going down it in a canoe, locals have confirmed.