A COUPLE have bought a puppy so they finally have a legitimate excuse for giving up sex completely.
AS resident of a five-bedroom townhouse in London and a Georgian mansion in Yorkshire, heating bills are the bane of my life. Here are tips on staying warm when the Aga’s broken.
CHILDREN are dreadful regardless of whether they have had sugar, it has emerged.
MIDDLE class families visiting National Trust parks and woodland for their daily exercise are to be exempt from lockdown rules because it is deemed 'essential travel'.
DO you like reading about implausible hangover cures for lockdown drinking? Here various lightweights describe their cures that won’t touch a proper hangover.
A FREE-THINKING woman making a bold statement with hair dye was gutted to see another woman with the same pink tint.
WITH no one else to organise or pressure into taking part in tedious fundraising events, a PTA mum has started bossing herself around.
A MAN is wondering whether to throw his Lonely Planet guides away rather than allow them to mock him from the bookshelf.
BRITONS under lockdown have confirmed that their homes appear to be getting a tiny bit smaller every day.
DELIBERATELY angering strangers on the internet is the UK’s top new lockdown hobby. So who are you trolling this weekend?
FINDING it hard not to share your inane thoughts with the internet? Learn how to quit Facebook and Twitter for good with this guide from former social media addict Donald Trump.
THE hardest part of going vegan during January is not being a complete and utter pain in the arse about it, it has emerged.