A WOMAN is addressing a baby with questions that can only be answered by the baby’s mother.
A SMARTPHONE relaxation app really needs to take a f**king chill pill, users have confirmed.
FIRST-YEAR students have been told to settle in, take things easily and to have the best week of their whole lives or there is something wrong with them.
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THE Sun is Britain’s favourite race-hate tabloid that acts like we’re constantly at war, but it’s a mistake to ever read it. Here are seven reasons why:
A WOMAN who has spent her adult life pretending that champagne is marvellous and special has finally admitted it tastes like farty urine.
A POSTER for a ‘much-loved’ missing cat has omitted its nine-year reign of terror over the rest of the street.
A BAG for life is largely being used to hold all the other bags that do not get taken to the supermarket, its owner has confirmed.
THE average office worker is hit by a sugar slump at least six times a day, not including lunch or the commute, research has found.
CRITICS have hit out at Luxembourg for humiliating our prime minister when its population is only six times the number of people who elected him.
A WOMAN'S life is still a lot of crap despite affirmations and visualisation, it has been confirmed.
A 31-YEAR-OLD man is about to try and fail to use his friend’s puzzling shower system, it has been confirmed.