POPPING to the shops but worried police will judge your beer and crisps non-essential? Try these to make your basket purposed and focused.
A 19-YEAR-OLD Lidl employee is keeping a photo in his pocket of the sweetheart he will marry when this madness is over.
THE owners of allotments have ordered the rest of Britain to bow down and give them nuff respect for their mad veg-cultivating skills.
EXPERTS have warned that Britain may be under partial lockdown for the next six months. Here’s how it will go.
DISNEY have announced that they are delaying a film about a loveable ill pangolin who is saved by his trusty friend, a market-dwelling bat.
EIGHT years ago you gave us your email address, so like every other business you’ve ever interacted with we’re sending a baffling and pointless coronavirus email.
A WOMAN who believes in living life to the fullest will this week infect her 71-year-old grandmother with the coronavirus.
NO, not just ‘I can’t shake this cough’ – here are the other once-innocent phrases that now fill you with terror.
FEELING cooped up but still can’t be bothered to work out? Here’s how to exercise in a half-arsed way from your own home.
A MAN who drank with mates in a 'virtual pub' has woken up with a very real hangover.
VIDEO conferencing means it’s easy to feel close to the ones you’re missing. But what about the ones you’re not missing, who are constantly inviting you to hang out online? Here are five fail-safe excuses to dodge them.
THE QUEEN is to return to work as a truck mechanic as she did during the war, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.