MEN are increasingly limiting their mid-life madness to buying bikes they do not really want, it has emerged.
UNFORTUNATELY it’s autumn, which means dead bits of trees are falling from their branches. Here’s how they plan to ruin your life.
GOT a friend in tears because they’ve just been given the boot by their partner? Make it even worse with these probing and insensitive questions.
Rebekah Vardy to reveal the agony Coleen Rooney put her through and how she may never recover, on ice
FAMOUSLY private person Rebekah Vardy is to haltingly reveal the terrible pain Colleen Rooney caused her and the scars she bears, in a spangly leotard, on ice.
MOTHERS of daughters have admitted that, despite years of pretending otherwise, having girls is miles better than having boys.
A LARGE, omnivorous family living in a five-bedroom house with four acres of grounds would like to lecture you on protecting the environment.
SOMETIMES it can be hard to tell if you have a deep ideological belief in personal freedom or just like going out getting pissed.
AUTUMN, the season of mists and limited edition coffees is here, but which matches your twat level at this time of year?
A PLUMBER believes Donald Trump got away with paying no tax because he ran his multi-million property empire on a cash-in-hand basis.
DO you want to lose your child’s respect for you as a parent without tricking, forcing or bribing them? Try these foolproof techniques.
FOOTBALLERS enjoy a balloonful. Youths at lockdown raves go mad for it. But what is ‘hippy crack’ and could it become the drug à la mode for relaxed kitchen suppers? Lord Denys Finch Hatton investigates.
A MIDDLE-AGED man who decided to treat himself to a listen to his favourite 90s album has discovered it is unlistenable, whiny shit.