A MAN from London fainted after discovering how much northerners pay in rent each month.
WE only have ourselves to blame for the current awful weather, it has emerged.
WALES is not there anymore.
ARE you tempted to enter into an inadvisable relationship because you haven’t had sex for ages? Here are some dates who should be setting off alarm bells.
YOU’RE skint again and the only people you can turn to are your parents. What will Mum and Dad want in return for all that cash, and would it be better to just live in a skip instead?
A MAN has taken 30 minutes to shut off his deafening car alarm.
EVERYONE should put money into a pension scheme but is it really worth it if you drink heavily, smoke daily and are casually reckless with your life choices?
A MAN who made a string of rash New Year’s resolutions has happily sunk back into his comfort zone.
A MAN has claimed that his right to masturbate should be protected for his mental health.
A WOMAN who has recently got a dramatic new haircut was disappointed to find she is still the same dreary, uninspiring person.
FESTERING in a sweaty towelling gown all day is only acceptable if you have paid to do it at a luxury spa.
A WOMAN who decided to get her Easter shopping done early has become trapped in a cycle of chocolate consumption.