AIR bridges mean that holidaying abroad is back on, so beet-red patriot Roy Hobbs explains how to make the most of two weeks in countries full of foreign bastards.
LOOKING to shift that lockdown paunch? The PM explains how you too can achieve his Adonis-like physique.
MILLIONS of holidaymakers who had booked breaks in Leicester will be staying at home as the summer hotspot faces extended lockdown.
A MAN who did Glastonbury in his own garden has left his half-collapsed tent and all his rubbish for some other f**ker to sort out.
A MOTHER of three adult children has called them all to say the new one-way system in Next is tantamount to an authoritarian regime.
GOOD old British common sense, of the kind that’s been so prevalent in the last few years, will beat coronavirus. But have you got the gumption?
EXPERTS have confirmed that eating cake for breakfast is absolutely fine and should be encouraged.
FANCY a weekend jaunt where you won’t have to sit near a human turd or a mountain of empty two-litre cider bottles? Try these spots.
A FATHER-OF-TWO is becoming increasingly interested in rap music despite opposition from all members of his household.
A £10 note that has been in a man’s wallet since March this year is wondering what the f**k is going on out there.
WHATSAPP messages racing around the country are advertising an illegal rave at Chequers, the country home of the prime minister, this evening.
THAT sound is a vibrator, and you are listening to your housemate get her rocks off. Here's five other things that unmistakeable noise could be if you try very hard to convince yourself.