A NORTHERN man has been exiled to the South of England after telling friends London was ‘not that bad’.
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A BRITISH man has married a woman he is not attracted to out of sheer British politeness.
CHILDREN have discovered their parents are total bullshitters who lie to them daily.
BIGOTED bones are terrible. I had a granddad who suffered. But today’s gammons don’t have a racist bone in them, and here’s why:
NO-ONE should be discriminated against unless they drive a car that singles them out as an utter w**ker, Britain has agreed.
DO YOU struggle to understand Daily Telegraph reportage which appears to come from a mirror-universe?
A SCHOOLBOY has told the unspeakable truth about his sh*tty British summer holiday in a back-to-school essay.
AN 88-year-old woman has confessed that her biggest regret is that she did not spend more time ironing clothes.
FOREIGN? Then you’re probably wondering why the mother of parliaments is collapsing like an Albanian pyramid scheme.
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A COUPLE have hired a babysitter so they can spend a rare evening alone together looking at photographs of their kids.