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A FORMER fan of This Life watching the series a second time cannot believe he ever obsessed over such smug, solipsistic bilge.
EVERYONE likes a tipple, but is cracking open that second bottle of vodka going too far? Take our test and find out.
A MOTHER who accidentally walked in on her son reading fantasy gaming magazine White Dwarf wishes he had been masturbating instead.
PRESIDENT Trump has been acquitted by a jury of his supporters, party members and close personal friends.
ALL people can be divided into which of two domestic pets they prefer, unless you are someone who is in any way open to subtlety. Which are you?
A NEW employee is enjoying the grace period where she does not yet know who in her office she will despise.
EVERYONE who joined a gym in January has been emailed asking them to please stop attending if they have not already.
BRITAIN’S fictional immigration crisis is at an end thanks to Brexit, so what will Middle Englanders raise their blood pressure about now?
A PENSIONER on a mobility scooter has confirmed that riding it around town is just as cool and kick-ass as it appears.
PEPPA Pig’s voice actor has been replaced by an unknown, to the outrage of the great British stage actors who auditioned and failed. Here they are.