A MAN who is ill in bed and feeling miserable is wondering whether a wank might help.
TATTOOS are great and nobody ever regrets them, so why not get one done where everyone can see it? Good idea? Bad idea?
FULL stop usage is being suspended indefinitely now that most people end every single written sentence with ‘lol’.
A MAN has organised a Straight Pride festival that reflects his heterosexual values by putting on a barbecue in a corner of Homebase car park.
RESPONSIBLE teachers have informed their Year 11 pupils that their exams will determine which of them succeed or fail for the next 70-80 years.
MALE fashion mannequins are to be more realistic, including at least one hand rammed permanently down the front of their trousers.
A NEW DATING app has launched to connect people who have massive, stupid holes in their ears.
A COUPLE'S online wedding list has got to be taking the piss, it has been confirmed.
YOUR internet history is an open secret to your boss and your partner so it needs to reflect your values and aspirations. But is it middle-class enough?
BRITAIN belongs to a Peruvian drug lord after an ‘accident’ by Boris Johnson.
MICHAEL Gove is absolutely mental for beak, the white stuff, ching and nose crack, he has confessed.
A MAN who has had a tough week is urgently searching for something he can buy himself to cheer himself up.