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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?

DID you have a dream last night and are desperate to tell someone about it? Find out whether that is a good idea with our handy quiz.

How to pretend going to the beach is fun

IT’S summer and that means beach time. Yay. Here’s how to look as if you do like to be beside the seaside, even though it’s pretty shit most of the time.

Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone's food

MOST group visits to a restaurant include some git who wants to have a bit of other people’s meals, research has confirmed.

The secret prison diary of Tommy Robinson, aged 35¾

TOMMY Robinson, EDL founder, 'political activist' and general nuisance about Muslims, has just been released on bail. Read these exclusive excerpts from his prison diary.

Teenager desperate for people to know he smokes weed

A TEENAGE boy really wants everybody to know he enjoys a toke, it has been confirmed.

Couple sure everyone enjoyed that 25-minute baby story

A COUPLE are convinced their long and detailed baby story was both interesting and entertaining.

Mark Kermode's top films that are set in his own rectum

HI, I'm Mark Kermode and it's fine if you think I'm a twat.

Middle-aged people ask 'Generation Sensible' what it's like having sex sober

MIDDLE-AGED people have asked the younger fitness-obsessed generation what sex is like when you aren't drunk.