RESPONSIBLE teachers have informed their Year 11 pupils that their exams will determine which of them succeed or fail for the next 70-80 years.
MALE fashion mannequins are to be more realistic, including at least one hand rammed permanently down the front of their trousers.
A NEW DATING app has launched to connect people who have massive, stupid holes in their ears.
A COUPLE'S online wedding list has got to be taking the piss, it has been confirmed.
YOUR internet history is an open secret to your boss and your partner so it needs to reflect your values and aspirations. But is it middle-class enough?
BRITAIN belongs to a Peruvian drug lord after an ‘accident’ by Boris Johnson.
MICHAEL Gove is absolutely mental for beak, the white stuff, ching and nose crack, he has confessed.
A MAN who has had a tough week is urgently searching for something he can buy himself to cheer himself up.
UNLESS you’re a model, pop star or on Love Island, breastfeeding in public is often frowned upon. Follow these rules to protect the population from a hideous glimpse of breast.
TWO teenagers are finding it hard to believe their father would put on LPs and give them his undivided attention all the way through.
A MAN who only drinks craft beer is suffering from a hangover he considers superior to one caused by mass-produced beer.
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