A PARTY to reveal the gender of an unborn child is such a horrible, attention-seeking event that even the foetus in question is cringing.
A RECRUITMENT company is using the only nice person in their office as an example of a minority.
A WOMAN who shuns all meat and dairy products apart from eggs has a special term for her particular form of food weirdness.
A NORTHERNER who fondly imagines he does not have a noticeable accent could not be more wrong.
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Trump backs down on nuking hurricanes 'because it could release three super-villains from the Phantom Zone'
DONALD Trump has ditched plans to fire a nuclear missile at a hurricane after officials told him it would rupture the Phantom Zone, releasing a trio of super-villains.
POP superstar Taylor Swift is working on a new song about what a lady from Hull might get up to on a Saturday.
DONALD Trump has pressed the large fake red button that the CIA told him would set off nuclear weapons eight times this week.
THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have dealt another PR blow to rivals Harry and Meghan by being pictured taking their family to Aberdeen by Megabus.
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A WOMAN confirmed that she made the right choice of sexual partner when seeing a replica lightsaber mounted on the wall of his home.
A MAN who has insisted on wearing shorts for every day of his UK holiday is refusing to concede that he is cold.