GOVERNMENT ministers are talking tough on EU negotiations, but are they tough enough for Britain’s gammons? Leaver Roy Hobbs sets out his demands.
THE mother of a two-month-old baby has admitted she is jealous of her partner’s two-and-a-half hour daily commute.
YOUR car boot is the cupboard that isn’t in the house and you don’t have to think about, so it’s where the real freaky sh*t piles up. Here’s what yours says about you.
A MAN who is looking for a woman with ‘emotional intelligence’ who ‘looks beyond the surface’ has chose a six-pack selfie for his dating profile.
EVERYONE in an office is dreading what happens next after a handwritten note appeared on a kitchen cupboard that starts with the words ‘Hi Guys…’
A RURAL village has formed a co-operative to purchase their local pub then demolish it and open something useful.
BREXIT is done, over, finished and will never be mentioned again. Here’s six ways in which you won’t hear about it.
A SICK freak has provoked widespread disgust after parking his car in his garage.
A WOMAN has deviously cooked a meal to force her mates to come to her place rather than go out to meet them.
THE secret to the female orgasm is to just ask them what they actually like and then do it, researchers have found.
A MIDDLE-aged man who cannot load a dishwasher has dismissed Greta Thunberg as a 'useless waste of space'.
DID you send your ex a text telling them you still ‘have feelings’ for them while blackout drunk? Here’s how to wriggle out of it.