A MAN has added a whole new element of twattishness to his personality by taking up indoor rock climbing.
A WOMAN has discovered her neighbours' recycling bins are more interesting than anything on Netflix.
A MAN who thinks vinyl records are now too mainstream has decided to become obsessive about compact discs instead.
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DO YOU want people to think you’re understanding and sensitive even though you tuned out during the first sentence?
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THE coronavirus will soon reduce humanity to a tattered handful of survivors. But how will you waste your final days?
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SALES of home DNA tests have spiked as Remainers desperately try to prove they are not in any way English.