PEOPLE in jobs that are total bollocks are wondering if they have wasted their lives, they have confirmed.
THE UK’s cats do not know why their owners are suddenly home and getting all up in their faces during their quiet time.
A COUPLE forced to work from home has each realised that the other one’s claims to have a punishingly hard job are bullshit.
AS the coronavirus crisis rolls on, it’s only a small step from panic-buying to full-on looting. Here’s how to prepare for a fun - and profitable - looting spree.
AS the best contemporary songwriter since Bono, I can’t shy away from taking on the big issues. Here’s how I’ll write the Ring a Ring O’ Roses for the coronavirus generation.
SCHOOLS are to be renamed again from St Peter’s New Horizons Aspiration Academy to St Peter’s Deadly Coronavirus Incubator and Transmission Hub.
A MAN on the bus with a slight cough is being stared at by other passengers like a survivor of the zombie apocalypse hiding a bite.
ST PATRICK’S Day without pubs, inflatable shamrock hats and drunken en masse singing of the Pogues seems impossible. But here’s how to keep the craic coming at home.
MILK and bread will be the next victims of needless panic buying, Britain’s moronic stockpilers have confirmed.
WITH the coronavirus making summer holidays abroad unlikely, here are five shitty places you can choose to visit in Britain instead.
A WOMAN is pretending to be relaxed about whether guests should keep their shoes on at the front door or take them off.
ARE you in a codependent female friendship and worried about which of you will meet someone first? Here are some ways to make sure you ‘win’.