SO-CALLED wine experts are misleading the public about the basic function of wine, critics have claimed.
YOU wake up, you turn your alarm off and you spend a solid 10 minutes staring at your phone screen, just like you did before you went to sleep. But are you doing it enough?
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PRESIDENT Trump has told Denmark that he does not even want Greenland anyway while sulking and playing with his beloved Playmobil Greenland set.
A WOMAN has decided never to have sex again rather than endure the horror of tidying her bedroom.
THE new Bake Off contestants look so pleasant and well-adjusted you're probably feeling a bit nauseous already. But are you annoyingly nice enough to get on the show? Read our checklist.
THE girlfriend of a man who believes he is funny enough to be a stand-up comedian is considering terminating the relationship immediately.
A CHILD with trendy parents who uses their first names instead of 'mum' and 'dad' is having a chilling effect on people.
A CONTROVERSIAL new study suggests that leading a rich and full life might not necessarily involve getting sh*tfaced as often as possible.
GOING to a supermarket at 4am is strangely exciting and edgy even though it is just full of knackered people stacking shelves, it has been confirmed.
A MAN without much personality has decided to compensate by constantly telling people how into meat he is.
WANT to change your name? Perhaps you’re on the run or just tired of being called Leslie Smallcock? Here’s how to do it without sounding like a tw*t.