EXPERTS have confirmed that it is possible that even if an issue has not directly impacted your life, it may still be real.
A WOMAN is going to extreme lengths to make people comment on the large gemstone on her finger, it has emerged.
CORONAVIRUS? What coronavirus? Here some of Britain’s leading business dickheads explain why it’s time to pretend everything’s okay.
AFTER months of lockdown you’re probably a bit rusty at the old small talk. Here are some conversational icebreakers for this brave new COVID-19 world.
A MAN is throwing £10 notes straight in the bin to simulate the experience of buying a pint in London.
A FATHER of young children has said what he would really like for Father’s Day is some f**king peace in an empty house.
BRITAIN could have spent 12 weeks of lockdown learning the piano, reading Ulysses or helping others, but instead we’re being bloody angry online. Who’s getting it today?
A WOMAN who liked a song so much she listened to it for eight hours straight can no longer endure even the opening notes.
PARTS of central London are to be transformed into European-style outdoor dining areas. Here’s how to deal with rain, pigeons and drunk passers-by.
THEATRE lovers would like the government to step in and save the performing arts sector apart from crap like Cats.
TORY MPs have claimed teachers are selfishly stopping kids going back to school. Here MP Denys Finch Hatton explains why the entire teaching profession is evil.
POST-BREXIT blue passports are to double as Second World War-style ration booklets to make everyone really proud of being British again.